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Albert the Vape
DOSSIER 007 // ALBERT THE VAPE
VAPE DEFECTOR

ALBERT THE VAPE

Species
Vape
Ship
A smoking jalopy
Radar signature
None
Nickname
“Ashtray”

Albert is a Vape, one of the smoke-breathing raiders the fleet has been fighting for years. He is also a defector, which makes him a traitor to his own people and a punchline to the ones he defected to.

None of that dampens him. Albert flies a wheezing, smoking jalopy that radar can’t see, and he would very much like Alpine Stretch to be his friend. Alpine calls him Ashtray. Albert takes it as a term of endearment.

His single, bent smoke vent marks him as low-ranking among the Vapes. He wears it proudly anyway.

Bursting with enthusiasm, to someone who clearly doesn’t like him“Great question, Alpine! I was really hoping you’d ask that!”