HARMBOT

Harmbot was built for exactly one job: keep Alpine Stretch from coming to any harm. Given who Alpine is, it’s a full-time position.

He says one word, “Harm,” and somehow everyone understands him perfectly, whether he means danger, disapproval or a very specific concern about where a rifle is pointed. He is the only member of the crew who reliably disagrees with Alpine, and he is usually right.

Alpine calls him Soda Can. Harmbot lets it slide. Mostly.